I laughed. If you get a bus pass, do you promise not to look at it before reveals? :P
LOL. Fortunately it's not me he's submitting them to, but that might be an argument worth making--turn them in early with a note saying "DO NOT GRADE until after Friday at x o'clock"... ;)

And the phrase is very cool.
I've got to remember it for next May 4th :)